MEME TIME

[suddenly_science]

Reviving the awkwardest of old favorites, Screw Marry Kill!

1. Post with your character
2. Prompt with three options
3. Make a choice, IC
4. Doom

Comments

[a_wrong_turn]

Chisaki!

[suddenly_science]

Ash, Victor, Rei

[a_wrong_turn]

What the fuck? Two girls? Can you not fuck up your alt's life and the meme?

Ugh, fine.

Okay, I'll fuck Victor. He does look pretty good despite being forty or whatever.

Marry Ash. Maybe she cooks?

I guess I'd have to kill Reilanin and feel bad about it. Thanks.

[vast_oceans]

I've never cooked in my life, actually...

A-and Victor's only thirty!!!

[a_wrong_turn]

DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CHANGE MY ANSWER ABOUT YOU :|

[vast_oceans]

...I'm a fast learner.

[a_wrong_turn]

Right answer, "dear!"

[taking_names]

why do I ship this

[arentweglad]

Victor, Ravi, ALEX IF HE WERE STILL ALIVE
look three guys are you happy

[a_wrong_turn]

All right, let's see, now...

Alex rammed a spear through my chest, so fuck that, by which I mean I'd kill him. [Except she feels bad about it all and thought he was attractive. So... yeah. Not easy, this one.]

I'd sleep with Ravi because we'd fucking hate each other if we stayed around each other for awhile. And then I guess I'd marry Victor, then.

[suddenly_science]

Worst Day Ever

Jordan, Alex, Reilanin

[a_wrong_turn]

Oh goody!

Marry Reilanin, that's easy...

Kill Jordan, sleep with Alex.